[Whatever, it's not like the topic is probably going anywhere constructive, anyways. Steven pauses to reflect on the event, for the first time in a while. It seems like forever ago.]

Uh... one of them crashed into my house, and I was kind of wrestling with it? But then it tried to go onto the warp pad, and I jumped on it, so we both got warped - and then there were a whole bunch of them in there, and they pushed me out of the warp tunnel into the freezing void in between!

[It was scary and he totally cried!]

Garnet found me before I froze to death and suffocated, though.